A guest arrives, oh, just my luck
my visitor is Madam Muck!
She walks red carpet
(in her head)
one ego, truly overfed.
God’s greatest gift is her, she thinks
She’s well convinced her shit don’t stink.
An hour will with ease suffice
for her to show she isn’t nice.
Cos true beauty isn’t pretty skin,
it’s measured from your heart within.
The poster girl from glamour mag,
is really just a glittered hag.