Overblown ego…

The egotistical parade

has come into town,

so high and so mighty

expecting all to bow down.

Wearing self praise

like an arrogant coat,

“Self importance”, the signs say,

on the egotistical float…




Drama Queen…

A guest arrives, oh, just my luck

my visitor is Madam Muck!

She walks red carpet

(in her head)

one ego, truly overfed.

God’s greatest gift is her, she thinks

She’s well convinced her shit don’t stink.

An hour will with ease suffice

for her to show she isn’t nice.

Cos true beauty isn’t pretty skin,

it’s measured from your heart within.

The poster girl from glamour mag,

is really just a glittered hag.


Gravy train…

Row, row, row your own boat

stand on your know-it-all feet.

Stop riding coat tails

and pay your own way

Quit shitting on all who you meet.


You’re big enough to be a dad,

to a baby you don’t even raise

Gods gifts don’t work – you can’t juggle a job

with a full time career in self praise.


No-one is impressed by you

You’re shameful to your blood

Anyone could be a man

If ‘man’ meant unfussy stud.