Drama Queen…

A guest arrives, oh, just my luck

my visitor is Madam Muck!

She walks red carpet

(in her head)

one ego, truly overfed.

God’s greatest gift is her, she thinks

She’s well convinced her shit don’t stink.

An hour will with ease suffice

for her to show she isn’t nice.

Cos true beauty isn’t pretty skin,

it’s measured from your heart within.

The poster girl from glamour mag,

is really just a glittered hag.

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